I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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