The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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