so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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