mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
