S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
zippers are such a cool invention
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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