He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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