If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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