do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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