We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I love you.
Bad choice
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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