butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Randomize
