Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Randomize
