Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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