I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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