i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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