bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
porn star boner night. come get it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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