Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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