On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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