Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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