I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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