I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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