Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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