Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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