who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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