Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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