ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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