Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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