you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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