At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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