So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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