She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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