On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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