we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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