i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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