i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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