I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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