barbara walters just said penis...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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