she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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