This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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