Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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