I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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