What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
