My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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