I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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