K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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