Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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