I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
