ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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