come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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