gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sponge bath it is.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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