mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
the day after is always just damage control
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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