oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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