It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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