i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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