I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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