awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I need moral support for this bender
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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